Brothers Johnson - Welcome To The Club

Well, I was up late at night
Looking for a place to go
So I walked all around
I peep into the doors of peep shows
Then a man saw me
He chased me down the street
A half a block
There's some people scream
"Hey, yes come join the club"
Well, what you want let's rock

Cause we got something
That you can't do without
We know one thing
We're gonna do our best to turn you on
Welcome to the club
Welcome to the club

Well, the music was blasting
The lights were flashing
Through the night
I got to find me a table
And then I have to get myself right
"What can I do for you?"
"Yes, Piña colada please"
Looking for a woman
And who by chance may notice me
But then maybe when it's away
We can talk about where we'd like to be huh?

You've got something
That I can't do without
And I'll tell you one thing
I'm gonna do my best to turn you on
Welcome to the club
Welcome to the club.