Killer Mike - JoJo's Chillin

[00:00.07] This album was created entirely by Jaime and Mike
[00:08.53] My man JoJo got caught on fed photo
[00:10.71] So he gotta get out of Atlanta, hit SoHo
[00:12.91] Baby mama say he being selfish, he like, "So, ho?"
[00:15.14] Then he picked up the cell phone called his old hoe
[00:17.46] She took him to the airport, hit him with some bread
[00:19.53] Parked in the deck, then hit him with some head
[00:21.42] Hit the counter with the fake ID and the ticket
[00:23.63] The old man little suspicious but he hit him with a fifty
[00:25.91] Hit him with a hundred, hit him with the, "Shhh..."
[00:27.77] The old man stamped the ticket and he went like, "Shhh..."
[00:30.32] Then he hit him with the smile, and he hit him with the wink
[00:32.43] And JoJo hit the bathroom, JoJo hit the sink
[00:34.53] Coldwater had to splash on the face
[00:36.68] His iPod pumping Snoop, "Murder was the Case"
[00:38.85] Oh shit, looked to his left, Ghostface
[00:41.09] "Peace God, peace God, where's Shallah Rae?"
[00:43.24] "Think he had show down in M.I.A today"
[00:45.49] Ghost told him, "Nice Wallies" then went out on his way
[00:47.57] Now it's back to reality, reality say:
[00:49.68] Still gotta make it to that side of the gate
[00:51.98] He moves out the bathroom quickly with haste
[00:54.30] And it's a long line, it's a while before the gates
[00:56.23] And it's an old lady giving Jo the evil eye
[00:58.37] Mad cause she see him cutting spaces inline
[01:03.76] JoJo's chillin'
[01:04.96] Back in line JoJo spot Ivy
[01:06.91] Girl from the hood that he knew from NYC
[01:09.14] TSA agent so she cleared him on the ID
[01:11.32] Before he go to X-ray, he taking off his shades
[01:13.67] Taking off his jacket, arm out the sleeve
[01:15.61] Reached in his pocket, oh shit, got weed
[01:17.75] He done made it this far, what's Jo to do?
[01:19.98] So he stuffed it in his pocket and he walked right through
[01:22.03] (He walked right through?) He walked right through
[01:24.29] Then the TSA agent say, "She pointing at you"
[01:26.35] The old lady that had seen Jo cut line
[01:28.56] Went to a officer and tried to drop dime
[01:30.81] But Ivy wasn't having that, stepped to the copper
[01:32.98] Told him that the old lady's ID wasn't proper
[01:35.17] Now the old lady getting treated like a terrorist
[01:37.39] Cop got his hand where her grey pubic hair it is
[01:39.51] After this, though she gonna have to see a therapist
[01:41.60] JoJo found the situation hilarious
[01:43.82] Threw the old lady deuces, heading to the train
[01:45.99] Concourse A, headed to his plane
[01:48.06] Arrived on time, they called the first class
[01:50.22] Upgrade ticket took a little more cash
[01:52.33] Jo's relieved, he's almost free
[01:54.55] Can't wait to land in the NYC
[02:00.10] JoJo's chillin'
[02:01.01] Seat belt's on, seat back up
[02:03.14] Triple shot of Seagram's in JoJo's cup
[02:05.30] A little too much, he felt the stewardess up
[02:07.44] She said, "Stop, sir!", he looks like "What?"
[02:09.73] Gave a big tip then he headed to the bathroom
[02:11.97] When he got there, told her, "Hey, it has room"
[02:14.62] Turned the bathroom into a smashroom
[02:16.53] She was hitting lines he was hitting from behind
[02:18.43] Look up in the mirror saw Ghost another time
[02:20.53] "Peace God, pardon God, I ain't see ya Wizz'"
[02:22.61] "Lean toward the mirror cause I gotta talk biz'"
[02:24.74] Ghostface told him, "Only twenty to LaGuardia"
[02:27.08] "When you get there, a car take you to Astoria"
[02:29.11] "You don't want the alphabet boys on call"
[02:31.19] "So tell the stewardess to make a wheelchair call"
[02:33.49] Wheelchair came, deboard plane
[02:35.65] JoJo, couple old folks, and they canes
[02:37.84] Exiting the door he seen a dog walking slow
[02:39.99] Couldn't dump the weed, nowhere to go
[02:42.14] Turns out the dog sniffed out that blow
[02:44.21] Good thing the stewardess a cokehead hoe
[02:46.39] 'Cause they bum-rushed the bitch and threw her ass to the floor
[02:48.55] Jo told the wheelchair boy, "Let's go!"
[02:50.72] And Jo got away, that's how the story go
[02:56.32] JoJo's chillin'
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